EMURJENCEE!!!

The innernet has eeted Skeezix's blog site!!! Hoo do we call? Is it a konspeerisee? Has he runned away to be wif his Daisy???

Still waytin for the big sno to start. My ladee sez itz not spozed to til midnite oclok. I'm sure we will still be awayk then. We will tayk pitchurs for shure.

Itz gunna tern all wite owtside

We arr braysing for owr furst big wintur storm tonite. The wethur guy sez we mite git 10 to 14 inchez of sno. I haf to remind my ladee to go git mor stinkee gudness an krunchee fud for us befor the big sno eets up her blak masheen owtside.
I will haf a gud windoh seet to wahch the sno fall but I wont want to do mor then wahch it! I'm glad my ladee will be hohm wif us for the nex 3 days, I wud hayt for her to gitt lost in the big sno.

I'd bettur go chek on owr emurjencee sno suppleyez in kase weer runnin short on Greenees or Temptashuns too.

I lernd sumthin frum Tira

Evfun tho we arr abowt the saym aje, I think of Tira as my yungur sistur. But I lernd frum her that if yoo git skrunchd down rite next to the raydeeator thing itz nice an warm. Itz bin varee cold heer for the past week. Punxatawnee Phil the Grownd Hog sed spring is suppozd to git heer earlee this yeer but it seemz like wintur just finullee got heer. My ladee sez itz becuz of sumthin cawld Gloebul Warmeng.

An I am riting this for my ladee. She sez THANKEW a sqwillyun times to Skeezix's ladee for the cookee presint. Thair wuz a bit of an inceedint ovur the delivree becuz it wuz varee windee heer yesturday. The delivry dude left it on the frunt porch an the wind bloo it rite off into the nayborz yard. It wuz in a brown papur bag so my ladee dint see it an cawld the store to tell them it wuz nowhair to be fownd. (they left a messaj on her masheen). Then today she desydid to look all arownd the howse agin just in kayce. She notissed the brown bag an wint ovfur to it an thair wer her cookees. She sez they arr varee yummee and almost too kyoot to eet. Skeezix's ladee is so nice an it mayd my ladee smyl reel big. Thankew so much!
Notiss the emptee stiks in the middull....2 cookees mysteeriuslee got eetid befour this foto cood be taykin. I wundur woo cood haf eetid them???? =^.^=

Whut a bummer

Monte invitid me to the valentime's party toomaroh nite an owr ladee sed she has to go to that Werk place and wont git home til almos midniteOclock. She duznt lets us play wif the compewtur win she's not heer.
My furst date...and I haf to miss it. Itz jus not fare!!!
I mite haf to go chew on her spydur plantz or nock sumthin off the taybul or sumthin.
grrrr.

Happee happee day!

I am so happee and flatterd to find a beeyooteeful valentine just for me frum Monte postid on Skeezix's Valentine Kontest payj. I nevfur noo how nice it feelz to be speshul like that to sumwon.
Monte is a varee hansum man cat an my hart is just powndin wif joy that he wantz me for his valentine! Thankew Monte, yoo arr varee speshul to me too! *kiss*

I'm gunna mayk a noo valentine just for Monte. >^..^<

UPDATE: Heer's my Valentine for yoo Monte

Bin Bizzy Bein Gud

My ladee has had a bad day tooday. Her eyz wur leekin a lot. I think it must haf sumthin to do wif that manwooyoosdtoliveheer. She's bin draggin stuff owt to the garbij in between wipin her leekee eyz. Tira an me haf bin takin ternz sittin in her lap win she sits down to try to cheer her up. She huggd me tite for a whyl an leeked on me. But I dint care, I just want her to be happee agin.
I noe she's glad she has us.

Evry gurl needz a glamur shot

Heer's a pin-up of me. My ladee wuz bizzy wif the fotoshop agin.