Sunday, December 03, 2006

My Chrismiss Wish List

Aftur looking at the pitchur of of Skeez in his snugglee pink swetur, I cheked owt the close on whair Skeezy got his swetur. I deecidid to mayk a wish list so my ladee wud noe whut I wud like fur Chrismiss. So meny pritee things to chews frum...

I think this swetur wif a bow is varee kyoot!

and then fur less dressee dayz, this pink argyul swetur wud be so nice to ware.

this just lookz like so much fun, it mayks me purr!

anuthur kyoot swetur wif snoeflayks.

If I had to go owtsyde in the snoe I wud definitlee want this parka, but thankfullee I will just watch the snoe frum my favrit windoe seet.

an of korz whut gurl wudnt want a mink koat? Wait, a minit....why wud I want a mink koat win I haf my owr elegint an sleek blak fur koat I ware alla time!! It duz look varee sheek tho.

I also so sumthin varee skaree....vishus deer antlurs fur dawgs to ware! Do yoo think the dawgs arr in kahootz wif the vishus deer? I haf herd that sum dawgs dont like catz at all, mebbee they arr plotin sumthin but I hope not. I dont think all dawgs arr bad, do yoo?

An why dont they evfur haf enny catz moduling? I think we need to protest an start owr own cat modulling ajencee. I wud call it Prittee Kittees. We cud all be supurmoduls!!!


Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Eclair, yoo raze sum vary good qweshchuns. I HATE buying clothes that I've seen on dawg moduls, but whut are yoo gonna do? I have a purrfikt runway modul body, too --- very skinny and very tall and long. And big eyes. So I'd be much better than thoze stoopid dawgs.

And I've seen a LOT of vishus deer antlers arownd that they try to git dawgs to ware arownd this time of the yeer. I've dun a lot of reeserch, and I think it's okay if the deer is not attacht. I'm hoping One eyed Jack of the North can give me sum gidunce.

PS: We've ordered the pink argile swetter for me!!!

Eclair's Exciting Escapades said...

Yes, yoo arr rite, Skeezix. Yoo wud be the purrfikt modul! Yoo wud be a SUPURMODUL fur shoor! Yoo evfun like to poze fur pitchurs, you noe just how to display the cloze just rite. If I evfur opin my modulling ajencee I hope yoo wud sine up!

Kant wayt to see yoo in the pink argyul swettur!

Gemini said...

That's a nice list of coats to ask for. I think he heavy coats would be nicer because the sweaters might rub your fur wrong.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we'd be more inclined ta buy clothes if a cat ('specially Skeezix) wuz modeling them.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Thare shud be cats moduling! Yoo shuld start yer own moduling agency and skeezix can be yer "cash cow" whatevur that means.

Hey, we got owt lady to start on owr creatuve owtlet of us. Its still in the werks but she's well on hur way!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Eclair...just so yoo know, owr lady was desineing owr creative creashun fur yer contest and we tried to eat it and ended up nocking it ovur. It was fun but owr lady said we just made more werk fur her. Whatevur!

Junior said...


Meowm wants to enter a picture in your contest, but she can't figure out how to do it. Can you please let us know at