I lernd sumthin frum Tira

Evfun tho we arr abowt the saym aje, I think of Tira as my yungur sistur. But I lernd frum her that if yoo git skrunchd down rite next to the raydeeator thing itz nice an warm. Itz bin varee cold heer for the past week. Punxatawnee Phil the Grownd Hog sed spring is suppozd to git heer earlee this yeer but it seemz like wintur just finullee got heer. My ladee sez itz becuz of sumthin cawld Gloebul Warmeng.

An I am riting this for my ladee. She sez THANKEW a sqwillyun times to Skeezix's ladee for the cookee presint. Thair wuz a bit of an inceedint ovur the delivree becuz it wuz varee windee heer yesturday. The delivry dude left it on the frunt porch an the wind bloo it rite off into the nayborz yard. It wuz in a brown papur bag so my ladee dint see it an cawld the store to tell them it wuz nowhair to be fownd. (they left a messaj on her masheen). Then today she desydid to look all arownd the howse agin just in kayce. She notissed the brown bag an wint ovfur to it an thair wer her cookees. She sez they arr varee yummee and almost too kyoot to eet. Skeezix's ladee is so nice an it mayd my ladee smyl reel big. Thankew so much!
Notiss the emptee stiks in the middull....2 cookees mysteeriuslee got eetid befour this foto cood be taykin. I wundur woo cood haf eetid them???? =^.^=