My ladee came hohm wif a hole bunch of stuff that she said wuz for mee cuz tomarrow I haf to go see the vet man. Itz abowt my continooyed itchees. So she baut mee a noo koller wif a littul danglee thing on it. She sayz it has my naym an fone numbur in case I gits lost. I nevfur go owtside so I dont noe how I wud git lost. She had to git me a noo koller becuz I hid my old koller sumwhair and even I dont noe whair it is! The noo koller is purpul and blak wif a littul saftee thing that my ladee sayz is a yin and yang simbul. I gess she's into that stuff.
She also bawt me a crinklee ball and sum treets and 2 thing that I suspeckt she is gunna yoos for my Haloween costoom. I almos fergitted...she got me a skratchee kardbord thing but so far i'm not impressd wif it, I prefur the big chare in the livinrume.
But the thing I'm most kurius abowt is this thing that looks like a big pursss wif sides yoo can see thru. I haf a feelin itz like the kardbord box that Skeezix and Rocky the gutter cat haf to git in win they go see the vet man. Maybe I'll chek it owt latur, she conveeneentlee left it on the flore for me.
Heer's sum pitchurs of me todae wif my noo koller.
Goin to sit in my favrite windoe sill now.